I Can't Change Your Kid
A Classroom Reality Check No One Wants to Say Out Loud
At some point in a semester, every teacher has a variation of this thought. They want to write a letter to a parent that starts like this:
“Dear Dr. Frankenstein,
Your creation is behaving exactly as designed. Please advise.”
You obviously don’t send it. You document. You differentiate. You take a breath and remind yourself that you chose this job. But the thought is there—unspoken, unpublishable, and instantly recognizable to anyone who’s spent real time in a classroom.
Because here’s the quiet thing that often gets lost in the shuffle of grades, GPA, discipline, and all the day-to-day minutiae of education, a simple truth teachers aren’t supposed to say out loud:
I can’t change your student.
That sentence lands wrong in public. It sounds like giving up. It sounds like lowered expectations. It sounds like the kind of thing that gets clipped out of context and forwarded to an administrator with a subject line that says “Concerning.”
So let’s be clear about what it does not mean.
It does not mean I don’t care, I won’t try, or that I don’t believe students can grow.
It means something much simpler—and much harder to accept: I am not the author of your child’s identity.
My Classroom is Romano Tours
Adam Sandler once did a sketch on Saturday Night Live about a travel company called Romano Tours.
He promises adventure, sights, and culture in Italy. But his pitch is tempered with one inconvenient detail: Romano Tours knows how to take you to Italy, but you’re still going to be you when you get there.
Classrooms work the same way.
We can change classrooms, teachers, courses, curriculum, schedules, initiatives, bell times, furniture, platforms, and policies.
But the student who walks into the room brings themselves with them—habits, coping mechanisms, defenses, beliefs, sleep deprivation, phones buzzing at midnight, and a story about who they already think they are.
New destination. Same passenger.
The Teacher Myth We Keep Retelling
This is where much of the educational mythology creeps in.
We’re told—explicitly or implicitly—that if we just build the right relationship, say the right thing, scaffold just enough, meet students where they are just enough, then change will happen. Motivation will appear. Engagement will follow. Transformation will occur on schedule.
But when it does, we’re often telling the story wrong. Yes, change happens—but not on command, and not on our schedule.
Because teachers don’t change students. Teachers are present when students decide to change. That’s a crucial distinction.
Relationships don’t force growth. They make growth survivable when a student is ready. Structure doesn’t create motivation. It gives motivation somewhere to land when it shows up. Clarity doesn’t cause effort. It keeps effort from being wasted.
Readiness is not something we install.
Agency is not something we assign.
What Letting Go Actually Gives Back
Here’s the part that rarely gets said.
Once I accept that I can’t change your student, I get something back that most teachers have been quietly robbed of: precision.
I stop trying to manufacture motivation and start designing environments where motivation—when it appears—can actually work. I stop auditioning for saviorhood and return to craft.
Because if I’m not responsible for a student’s identity, I am responsible for the architecture around it.
That changes everything.
It means I can:
Build classrooms that are predictable instead of performative
Set boundaries that are firm instead of theatrical
Design work that is clear instead of coercive
Offer feedback that is honest instead of padded
Hold expectations steady without mistaking compliance for growth
It means I stop chasing engagement like a mood and start treating learning like a practice.
And here’s the paradox:
Students often feel more respected, not less, when adults stop trying to rewire them.
Because nothing is more exhausting than being constantly “worked on.”
And here’s the part I didn’t understand early in my career: letting go of the wrong responsibility doesn’t leave a void. It sharpens the right ones.
What Responsibility Actually Looks Like
So let’s get concrete.
If I’m doing this job well, I am responsible for:
A room where attention is protected
Instructions that don’t require mind-reading
Work that is engaging and challenging, pushing them intellectually
Feedback that tells the truth without humiliating
A standard that doesn’t move just because today is hard
What I offer students is not transformation.
It’s an invitation that doesn’t disappear when they say no.
That’s the work.
The Objections That Always Follow
Once you draw this boundary, the same objections always show up. Let’s deal with them quickly.
“But relationships matter. I’ve seen them change kids.”
Yes. Me too.
But look closely at those moments.
What changed wasn’t the student; it was the relationship. The relationship created safety, and the student stepped forward.
Teachers are catalysts, not engineers. We don’t build people. We witness decisions. And when we take credit for change that wasn’t ours to cause, we quietly take responsibility for failure that wasn’t ours either.
And pretending otherwise doesn’t help students—it just exhausts teachers.
“This sounds like giving up on kids.”
It isn’t.
Giving up would be disengaging. Shrugging. Lowering the bar and calling it realism.
This is the opposite.
This is about refusing to confuse care with control.
High expectations without agency aren’t hope—they’re pressure. And pressure applied to the wrong place doesn’t produce growth. It produces resistance, avoidance, or collapse.
I can believe in a student’s capacity to change without pretending I can make that choice for them.
“This ignores trauma, inequity, and systemic failure.”
It doesn’t.
It refuses to pretend I can personally undo them in 90-minute blocks.
Students do not arrive as blank slates. They arrive shaped by systems, histories, and harms that predate me and outlast my class period. Acknowledging that reality while also acknowledging my limits isn’t indifference—it’s honesty.
Expecting individual teachers to compensate for systemic injustice isn’t compassion. It’s moral laundering disguised as praise.
“Admin will use this as an excuse.”
Maybe.
But silence already has.
Naming reality inside a classroom is not the same thing as writing policy. Truth doesn’t become false because it can be misused. And teachers already live with the consequences of pretending otherwise.
“If we all thought this way, nothing would ever change.”
Belief alone has never fixed a system.
Change happens when responsibility is accurately assigned—when we stop mistaking martyrdom for impact and burnout for virtue. Pretending teachers have unlimited influence doesn’t create progress. It creates silence, guilt, and attrition.
So let’s say the quiet part cleanly:
I am responsible for the room.
I am responsible for the conditions.
I am responsible for clarity, consistency, boundaries, and invitation.
I am not responsible for who someone chooses to be inside it.
That’s not a retreat.
That’s a boundary.
And boundaries are what make this work sustainable—for teachers and for students.
What Parents Rarely Hear
When a student eventually decides to change—and some do, spectacularly—what they usually remember isn’t the teacher who fixed them.
They remember the one who didn’t flinch.
The one who didn’t chase.
The one who didn’t quit.
The one who kept the door open without dragging them through it.
That’s not less powerful than the myth.
It’s more sustainable.
And it’s real.
The Reframe
So no—I can’t change your kid.
But I can build a room where change is possible, visible, and safe without coercion, when they choose it.
That turns out to be harder than the myth—and more useful.
It’s also more honest, more durable, and far more effective.
Return of the Monster
Maybe that imaginary letter to Dr. Frankenstein was never about blame.
It was a reminder that creators are responsible for their creations — and teachers are responsible for the rooms they build around them.
Confusing the two turns teachers into scapegoats and students into projects.
Thanks for reading.




Great SNL clip! And a wonderful letter. I will share this.